Ten minutes after Walter Newman died, his eyes opened.
I'm hungry, Walter thought. Where's the never-ending pasta bowl when you need it?
Walter looked around in a haze. He was on his back, on the ground, in the yard of some kind of fortress or castle. He saw other people around, vaguely, but he was certain that wasn't important at the moment. He started to get up, trying to remember where he was or what he had been doing on the ground.
Walter rubbed the back of his neck, feeling fresh scar tissue. For a moment, Walter felt a flash of reality. No. He had fallen. He had felt his neck crack, the bones of his shoulder breaking through his skin. No. Walter looked around frantically, seeing the dead walking all around him, slowly, almost hovering, buzzards looking for a meal. NO!
"UUGGHH!" Walter moaned mournfully, closing his eyes tightly as he fought back the disturbing images in his mind.
Walter looked again. They were just people, people he didn't know. The walked away, saying nothing to him. He looked up at the white tufts of cotton in the sky above him. A midget riding a chicken passed overhead. Walter knew it was somehow absurd, but he didn't question it. Chicken. Walter was very hungry.
"Breakfast is on, Rose."
Rose Redding jolted awake, dropping the copy of Pride and Prejudice from her lap. She was seated in a soft maroon chair in the Cooper family's farmhouse. Her arms were wrapped around a crowbar. Ever since that first night in the house, she slept fitfully unless she had something to defend herself with.
"A rough night, dear?" Mrs. Cooper asked.
"No more than usual," Rose said. Together they walked into the kitchen where the rest of the Cooper family waited at the table.
"Rose, sleep all right after your watch?" Nat Cooper said.
"Just fine, Mister Cooper," Rose said. "What's for breakfast?" The family chuckled.
"Same thing as always, eggs and taters," the younger son said. "Why are we always havin' eggs and taters, eggs and taters. I don't want any eggs and taters, I want cereal!"
"Pipe down, Daniel," Nat Cooper said. "We're in a tough way, and your mother's doing everything she can. And don't think being in a tough way'll keep me from tannin' your hide."
Rose was almost too intent on her meal to notice. She hadn't eaten much for the last week. The sight of the new zombies had left her without much appetite. She quickly devoured her egg and polished off her potato.
"May I have another egg?" Rose asked. Mr. and Mrs. Cooper looked at her silently for a moment. Rose blushed slightly as she tried to explain herself. "I know we don't have a lot of food to spare, but I really think I need the protein, and they're more replenishable than our potatoes at the moment."
Mr. Cooper's glance fell to his children's plates, then returned to meet Rose's gaze. "OK, Rose. Mother, will you put another egg on the fire?"
Mrs. Cooper stood from the table slowly. "Yes, dear."
Walter walked through a desert, the sun beating down and burning his skin. I have to get back to my family, Walter thought. He knew that was why he had been walking for so long. Where he had just been, Walter wasn't quite sure. How long have I been walking?
Too long, came the voice. Walter looked up. The sky had gone dark, and a frowning Cheshire cat looked down on him from the sky. You need to get past the forest, the cat seemed to say.
Walter looked around at the trees. He did seem to be in a forest. The canopy blocked out the sky. Was I in the desert earlier? Walter thought. He felt his stomach growl. And who are all these people wandering around? Can they help me? Walter knew intuitively if he called out to them, none would answer him. Not until he found his wife. But before he could do that, he definitely needed to find something to eat.
Walter entered a break in the trees, and looked up for the cat. It was there, but lower in the sky. Its frown was thinner, almost impossible to see. Maybe the cat is hungry too, Walter thought.
There's always food in the Quick-E Mart, the cat seemed to say. Walter looked around. There, standing in a field next to a cow house (What are those called? He thought.) was a brightly lit Quick-E Mart, open for business. All the other wandering people were going toward it. Thunder rolled, a sure sign of a coming storm. Some of the wanderers fell down before they could get to the store. Walter walked toward it, feeling sluggish.
"They're coming around the side!" Rose shouted. She raised her rifle and fired. The slower zombies were easy targets, even in the black of night, and fell immediately at a headshot. The others, though...
"They're too close, Nat!" Mrs. Cooper shouted downstairs toward her husband.
Thunder roared from below as Nat Cooper fired the shotgun from between the boarded windows. "They're too damn fast, I don't want to waste ammunition! David, watch that window, he's coming around!"
David raised the heavy hunting rifle toward the window, but struggled to keep the barrel up.
From above, Rose fired her rifle twice more. "That's the last of the slow ones! How many left?"
"Three, I think," Nat Cooper shouted. A piercing shriek from outside preceded a fast body springing from the darkness and shattering a board on the window Mr. Cooper was guarding. Arms covered in splinters and rivulets of blood reached into the house.
Thunder, cocking, and more thunder. "Two left," Nat Cooper said.
"I think one's come around this side, Poppa," David said.
Rose and Mrs. Cooper came downstairs with their rifles, ready to help guard the windows from the nearby intruders. In the center of the house, young Daniel sat with his knees to his chest, crying softly.
David hefted his gun to the window again, resting it on one of the guardian boards.
"David, don't leave that there!" Rose shouted, moving to help him.
Too late. A hand grabbed the barrel from outside and yanked, pulling the boy toward the window. Two bodies smashed the boards on the window and grabbed David. "MOOOMMAAA!!"
The whole family ran to him. Rose struck the zombies with her crowbar. Mrs. Cooper screamed, swinging a shovel with strength only adrenaline and maternity can create, beating the zombies off her son. Mr. Cooper fired four shots from the shotgun, obliterating the zombies.
"David! David, are you all right?" Mrs. Cooper asked frantically. She stumbled, and Mr. Cooper dropped the shotgun on the floor to catch her.
David stumbled backward, turned, and vomitted. He looked up at his mother with blank, bloodshot eyes. An inhuman shriek sprang from David's body.
"David?" Mrs. Cooper said, eyes full of tears as he lunged at her.
"NO!" Rose shouted as she struck the creature that had been David Cooper with the crowbar. The creature came again, and Rose struck again, and again. The creature fell back, then turned toward Daniel, still on the floor crying.
Rose moved quickly. She scooped the shotgun from the floor, spun to the monster, and fired the last round. What remained fell to the ground.
"NO!" Mrs. Cooper screamed. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON?!"
Rose was in shock. "He... it wasn't your son anymore."
Walter was still hungry. He had eaten on the 3-foot hero sandwich lying next to the bag of oats on the Quick-E Mart floor. The wanderers seemed inexplicably intent on that bag...
Another flash. People, expressionless, bent over a human body. Blood on their faces. Walter's sandwich, somehow attached to the body.
"UUGGHH!" Walter clenched his eyes, then opened them. Whatever it was had passed. He really needed to talk to someone. And find more food. Still hungry.
Walter saw new people moving amid the wanderers. Who are they? He wondered. But they weren't people: they were like life-sized marionettes, moved by strings that floated up into the air. They moved like animals, fast. They would be in one place one moment, and in the blink of an eye much closer. Walter didn't like them. Neither did any of the wanderers. Walter needed to cut those strings. Yes. The marionettes were too creepy, they needed to put cut and put away.
In an instant one was upon him. No, a 10-foot snake was upon him! He moved as it struck, barely missing. The snake struck again. Walter felt fangs enter his right hand. Blood flowed out of him as venom flowed in. Walter pulled the snake, still embedded in his hand, towards himself. If that's the game, Walter thought, two can play. Walter bit the snake, sinking his teeth into it. Its body whipped about violently, then went limp and fell to the ground, releasing him. Walter looked at it again. A marionette, but no strings. All around him, wanderers stood next to limp marionettes. Walter felt jubilant, wanting to celebrate. The wanderers didn't look like they wanted to have a party. As he walked off, Walter wished his wife were there to congratulate him.
They buried David the next day. There was little time for mourning, though, because of the repairs needed to keep the house protected. The zombies had smashed a number of boards, and had gotten the last of the chickens. Rose worked hard hammering boards over the windows, hauling firewood into the house, cleaning the guns. Twilight approached quickly, and the day's work was showing on her.
"If you keep this up, you won't be able to stand tonight, much less fight," Nat Cooper said as Rose nailed the last board to one of the windows.
"I'm just doing what I have to," Rose said. "I can't let it happen again."
"You don't owe us anything, you know," Nat Cooper said. "We fed you, you fought for us. We've been square all along."
"You guys took me in," Rose said. "You've been like a family to me since I got here."
"Get in hear, dear," Mrs. Cooper said. "Sun's going down, we've barely time to eat before they come."
Nat Cooper walked into the house. Rose hammered the last nail and then followed him to the door. Nat paused, then turned in the doorway. The shotgun was in his right hand.
"We're not your family," He said. "And with the chickens gone, we can't afford another mouth to feed that ain't flesh and blood."
"What?" Rose said, shocked. "You can't mean that."
"Plus, after last night," He said, "I reckon Mrs. Cooper couldn't bear to have you under our roof again. Now here's something to keep your strength up." Cautiously, he handed her a small hand towel with a boiled potato wrapped inside. He then placed both hands on the gun. "If I was you, I'd head south."
"Mister Cooper..." Rose said, fighting back tears, "Nat..."
"We needed you to fix our house today. You needed us to give you food for the road. So it's like I said, we've been square all along."
Rose stumbled back, turned to leave, then looked back at Nat angrily. "My shotgun?"
"If you try to come back," Nat Cooper said, "You'll get done to you what David got done to him."
Rose walked away from the farmhouse, slowly and wearily. As the sun set, there was rustling in the woods to the north.
I wonder how long I've been wearing this backpack, Walter thought. He knew it didn't have any food in it, or he would have eaten it already. He had followed the wanderers, which led him to a clearing with what looked like a little family restaurant on a peninsula surrounded by a small pond. The water looked harsh and forbidding. Probably poisoned, Walter thought, best avoid it. If he could find money in the backpack, maybe he could get a friendly server at the restaurant who would sit with him a while.
He saw a deer running lightly away from the restaurant. Maybe I should go hunting instead, Walter thought. He felt he could eat the whole thing. It was a doe. Doe, a deer, a female deer. Walter looked up at the Cheshire cat. It was grinning widely, evidently recognizing the song Walter was trying to remember.
Between him and the deer, Walter saw a dozen of the marionettes chasing it. They were going to get to his dinner first. He had to beat them to it. To beat them. Walter hated the marionettes. Maybe there was something he could use against them in the backpack. How long had he been wearing this backpack?
The fast zombies caught up with Rose among the trees. She had run for the area with all the good firewood. She picked up a strong, slender branch from the ground and struck the first zombie in the head. She began beating them off, but she clearly wouldn't be able to do it for long.
The slow zombies began to reach them. But instead of attacking Rose, they grasped at the faster ghouls. They began to struggle, wrestling with each other violently. The ghouls bit into the slow zombies repeatedly, but in vain. When one of the slow zombies returned the favor, the ghoul screamed and went into convulsions before falling to the ground, limp. Rose tried to move away from the struggle, but was block from behind by a couple of slower zombies. She struck the first to the ground, then struck it in the head with her make-shift club. She didn't linger to see if it was dead or just dazed. The second was wearing some kind of military looking backpack. Rose looked at its face more directly, struggling to make out its features in the failing light.
"Oh my-..." Rose gasped in fear and horror, "Walter?"
Walter Newman stared at Rose blankly.
"UUGGHH!"
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